End of Days

So, I'm sitting here really not feeling like writing today's scene involving a character by the name of Izzy the Talking Squirrel. Now, you might be wondering about me having a character named that at all. You probably remember, after all, the terrible things I've written about in the past. There's been murder and mayhem, and not all of it has been in furtherance of the greater good. On occasion, I've even had characters who enjoy torturing other characters in the most horrific and yes-it's-actually-torture-in-the-physical-sense kind of ways. Now, on the other hand, I have Izzy. He's a talking squirrel.

 

Of course, you know by now that Bookland and its greater universe is only a place where talking squirrels and chosen ones are the highest and most visible layer of existence. Beneath the façade, there's all my typical insanity. Much like Disneyland, it's a bright and playful world, but we all know there's something truly evil going on there. They lure the children in like millions of Hansels and Gretels. What they do with them after that is still a mystery. Sure, they all come back out looking the same as before, but are they really the same? Are they really them at all? I think the most likely answer is a definite no. If your child has been to Disneyland and returned to talk about it, they're certainly a sentient robot sent by the Illuminati to control us all. It's the only thing that makes sense.

 

In any case, Bookland has talking squirrels (well, not technically, but Literalia does, and it's a sister world to Bookland), and I'm avoiding today's scene involving one named Izzy. Therefore, I'm here to tell you that Bookland, the first book in The Story of Bookland, a series where the characters know they're characters, is still on sale for $0.99 for the remainder of the day. Get it while it's hot!